domingo, 21 de septiembre de 2025

MAGI-i-GNORANT - TG STORY

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Written by: “Irene Naridza” 

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Being a boy in a family of witches isn’t really a bad thing, it’s just boring. While your sisters or cousins can practice with their grimoires and do amazing things like move objects, fly on broomsticks, or give life to their dolls, you’re stuck with your normal life and normal boy skills, not to mention being the least favorite child in the family.

It’s not that men can’t use magic – after all, there are wizards – But it takes us twice or even three times as many years of practice with specialized grimoires to perform even the simplest spell, whereas women only need to be born and grow up to master it perfectly. That has to do with some original pact made by some ancient men and a certain Lilith.

Women hold the upper hand here. For example, inheritance of magic: it’s essential that you descend from a witch, not a wizard. My mom is a witch, which means I can use magic. My sister’s children will be witches and wizards, my children won’t. They’ll be just like any other normal humans. It’s also mandatory to have at least one daughter per generation so the family line’s magic won’t disappear.

Honestly, I couldn’t care less. Witches have to pledge loyalty to ‘Melicoton’ or some other entity from whom our clan’s magic originates. I don’t know the details; they don’t take me to those ‘Magic History 101’ gatherings. What I do know is that I wouldn’t be interested in dedicating my life and magic powers to a centuries-old totem anyway. Too bad for my sister.

I turned my back on magical training and grew up like any other guy; I made friends, got into sports, and tried hitting on a few girls. Here’s my problem: no matter how good I was at soccer, girls didn’t even glance my way. I tried lifting weights, didn’t impress them either. I got myself a car as soon as I had a license, even did drifts in front of them. Still, they couldn’t care less.

Dad told me not to rush things and even that I should stop being so pushy because ‘girls hate that.’ Since he has no magic at all, he just does whatever Mom says. She wears the pants in the marriage. I doubt his advice works; it’s nonsense.

That’s how I ended up turning to my sister’s old grimoire. I remembered a conversation between Mom and Sharon. Mom warned her to be careful with love spells, since they were powerful and messing with other people’s feelings wasn’t right. More nonsense. All’s fair in love and war.

You’d think a witch would guard something that important with her life, but not Sharon. She leaves it lying on her desk in plain sight. She doesn’t even lock her door or use an effective spell on it. The plan was simple: wait until Mom, Dad, and Sharon went out to visit her future university, sneak into her room, and use the grimoire. I’d find a simple love spell to make the prettiest girl in high school fall for me. Just in time for prom.

When I entered, I ran into her attempt at a guardian golem, one of her stuffed ponies. It knows me well, so instead of attacking with its cotton hooves, it bounced happily around me. There it was. To a non-magical person, it would look like a normal notebook with ordinary notes. But I saw a brown leather-bound book, covered in runes and thick with yellowed pages. That was Sharon’s very first grimoire, the one she got when her powers awakened at age seven. The most basic one, written in Latin.

She has two others, both more advanced. Mom says she’ll give her a fourth grimoire once she fully masters the rest, she’s close. Mom keeps those two safe in a pocket dimension which Sharon can access through her handbag. They automatically return there after five minutes of disuse. But this first grimoire? Nothing was stopping me from using it.

Mom created it from scratch, filling it with the spells Grandma had taught her at that young age, all easy enough for a little girl to learn. Creating grimoires for the next generation is more of a tradition than a rule. Usually, witches and wizards are extremely possessive with theirs, since grimoires hold their secrets and most powerful spells. Many even enchant them so only the owner can use them.

With the ‘Univeersol Traslator’ app ready on my phone, I unbuckled the strap and opened it wide. The pages were filled with Latin text, some hand-drawn illustrations, charts with general info like spell type or requirements, alphabetical classifications, and numbered sections.

The content was another matter. Sure, it was designed for a little girl, but this was ridiculous; spells to dry clothes, clean stains, tie shoelaces and bows, and other silly stuff. At least there were also few useful ones, like; healing burns, closing cuts, or warding off beasts.

Too bad I couldn’t just snap photos and make a digital book. Grimoire magic makes it impossible for them to be recorded by cameras. Until you master a spell, it has to be anchored to a magical object as an additional source of power. That whole ‘tech wizard’ stuff? Utter nonsense invented by non-magical people who don’t understand anything about us.

Grimoires aren’t always necessary to cast spells; they’re more like recipe books you can memorize; chants, rituals, potion instructions, all ready to use when needed. But memorizing dozens of pages takes months or even years, so they’re an essential crutch.

To cast spells, you use your magical aura, a source of energy witches and wizards have. It works like a muscle; it’s useless if untrained, even if you have plenty of it. Some spells demand more energy and skill than others. The explanation goes deeper: some require sacrifices, exchanges, special items or poses. But that’s the gist.

I kept flipping until something caught my eye: a female figure surrounded by a glowing aura. According to a quick translation, the text was about obtaining your ideal girl. The chart said it only required reciting the words.

No need to look further, this was exactly the spell I wanted. I pictured the cheer captain as my girlfriend as I tried pronouncing the words framed in quotes: “Ens tenebrarum, exaudi clamorem meum. Da mihi corpus mulieris perfectae, mulieris ex somniis meis.” As a boy who had never trained as a wizard, I had little magical energy, but enough to cast a spell meant for someone ten years younger than me.

That’s when I realized something was off. “(Why would a little girl’s grimoire even have a spell like this?)” I didn’t have time for more doubts. A whirlwind of white light wrapped around me. I spun like a leaf in the wind before landing hard on the carpet. Even the golem looked confused, tilting its head.

The first thing I noticed was how much lighter I felt. Then I saw my thinner arms and my blue painted nails. Panic set in as I realized I needed a mirror. I kicked off the heels I now was wearing, but the shock of also wearing tights and a long sweater kept me crawling instead of standing. There she was in the mirror: not the stoic, muscular, buzz-cut guy I knew, but a slim girl with a bun and a panicked face.

I screamed in terror so loud it stunned me. Somehow, I managed to crawl back to the grimoire and frantically searched for the page. Checking the sweater pockets, I found my phone but my fingerprint no longer worked. “Translate I… need… translate…” I stammered in my new voice.

The golem understood and brought me a Latin–English dictionary from the bookshelf. There on the carpet, one word at a time, I translated the whole page. In reality, the spell was meant to transform whoever recited it into their own ‘ideal girl’ version. I tried reciting it again… nothing happened. I repeated it again and again until the pressure overwhelmed me, my vision blurred, and the sounds around me faded.

The next thing I remember was waking up tucked into bed. Night had fallen. The football posters on the walls told me I was in my room. I relaxed, thinking it had all been a dream, until I felt something odd on my pillow; long strands of something. Turning on the lamp, I saw it was my new hair, it was loose around me. Pulling the blanket back revealed the same new body, the same clothes. Even the heels neatly by the bed. I screamed again.

Mom came in. “How did you sleep, Sally?” Arms crossed, eyes locked on mine, calling me by the silly nickname Sharon used when we were kids. “Ba… no… uh… ple…” I couldn’t decide between an excuse or a plea. Neither made it out.

“Your dad and I are busy preparing everything for Sharon to start college. I don’t have time to help you with a reversal spell.” She sat on the bed, grimoire in hand. “Since you’re done with high school and prom isn’t strictly necessary, you’ll have plenty of time to figure it out yourself.” She studied me, then smiled. “Not bad for a novice.” She even raised her thumb

“Mom… don’t do this to me…” I was on the verge of tears. “I’m not doing anything. I can’t do anything.” She opened the grimoire to the page. “This is a self-body-transformation spell. Spells like these can only be undone by the one who cast them. In this case… you.” She closed the grimoire after that.

“I already recited it again, but nothing happened.” I blurted. “To reverse a spell, you need a specific counter-incantation, depending on what you cast.” She sighed, checked her watch. “It’s too much to explain now, but everything you need is in here.” She pulled back the blanket over me and placed the grimoire on my lap.

Before I could react, she stood and recited a spell at the doorway. The frame glowed. I recognized it, a door spell, linking to any other door of similar dimensions anywhere you want. I leapt out of bed and grabbed her wrist, noticing I was now shorter. “Mom, you can’t leave me to deal with something I don’t understand. I can’t miss graduation. At least tell me which spell to say. PLEASE.” She shook her head instantly. “I already helped enough. I unlocked your phone, and kept Sharon from turning you into a frog for touching her stuff. She was furious.” She pulled free and stepped through. I tried to follow her, but the glow faded off the door, driving only to the hallway once again.

Resigned, I began studying the cursed thing page by page. Suddenly my door burst open and Sharon stormed in, furious. “Mom scolded me because of YOU!” No surprise. Me using her grimoire without permission exposed her carelessness. “You’d better hurry.” She pointed at the grimoire. “I added a safety spell. If I get too far away, it turns into granite.” She slammed the door and left.

Hours have passed; the sun has already risen. I've been tossing and turning, sitting in strange places, like on top of my dresser just to avoid falling asleep. I have a special spell sheet ready. It's used to write down and use simple spells without the need of a grimoire. Mom gave it to me several years ago, never see their value until now. Sharon would be moving this afternoon to her college city. I had to hurry if I don’t want to be stuck like this until her semester break in six months.

 

To Be Continued…

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